Renamed
I rename tumblr posts for amusement.
I was photographed by Inc. Magazine, no big deal.
Inc. mag photographer (via david)
Duplo’s struggles with acquiring lyme disease.
I went camping this weekend and came home with a ton of mosquito bites. It got me thinking, I don’t mind letting mosquitoes feast on my blood. I have a lot of it and they really don’t eat much. I do, however, mind being covered in itchy red bumps. Why can’t they just take what they need without causing unpleasant skin irritation?
I wouldn’t attend a delicious, free, all-you-can-eat buffet and then thank the host by punching him in the face, you know?
Man makes reasonable 911 call
Man calls 911 twice because Subway employees weren’t applying sauce to his sub fast enough.
I’m still just a little confused as to what kind of subway sandwich requires a sauce.
Was it the marinara on this Spicy Italian sub? Are they counting a southwest dresssing as some sort of sauce? Because that seems like much more of a condiment to me.
“The second call was to complain that officers weren’t arriving fast enough.”
