Renamed

Man calls 911 twice because Subway employees weren’t applying sauce to his sub fast enough.

davidcho:

I’m still just a little confused as to what kind of subway sandwich requires a sauce.

Was it the marinara on this Spicy Italian sub? Are they counting a southwest dresssing as some sort of sauce? Because that seems like much more of a condiment to me.

“The second call was to complain that officers weren’t arriving fast enough.”